{"product_id":"how-do-you-want-to-slay-this-t-shirt","title":"How Do You Want to Slay This? T-Shirt","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRide boldly, charm recklessly, and lead with heart in this black unisex t-shirt featuring a striking screen printed illustration of \u003cem\u003eBells Hells’\u003c\/em\u003e beloved bard, \u003cem\u003eDorian Storm\u003c\/em\u003e, reimagined as a medieval knight. Seated atop his equine dragon mount, Coriolis, Dorian is wielding his lute alongside a flowing banner stamped with the words “HOW DO YOU WANT TO SLAY THIS?” — a playful twist on \u003cem\u003eMatthew Mercer’s\u003c\/em\u003e iconic catchphrase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe green ribbon tied around his arm calls back to the tradition of knights wearing favors and is a subtle nod to Orym, while the illuminated script behind him carries a Latin translation of the quote “Love is what makes people.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e$10 USD from every shirt sold will be donated to \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/outrightinternational.org\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eOutRight Action International\u003c\/a\u003e, a nonprofit that works at the international, regional, and national levels to research, document, defend, and advance human rights for LGBTQIA+ people around the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll sales are final and cannot be returned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArtist: \u003cstrong\u003eJenny Dolfen\u003c\/strong\u003e @\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/jennydolfen\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ejennydolfen\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterials: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFit: Relaxed, unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Critical Role Foundation","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":43406441152602,"sku":"CRA-PRIDE8-T-XS","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":43406441185370,"sku":"CRA-PRIDE8-T-S","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43406441218138,"sku":"CRA-PRIDE8-T-M","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43406441250906,"sku":"CRA-PRIDE8-T-L","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43406441283674,"sku":"CRA-PRIDE8-T-XL","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":43406441316442,"sku":"CRA-PRIDE8-T-2XL","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":43406441349210,"sku":"CRA-PRIDE8-T-3XL","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":43406441381978,"sku":"CRA-PRIDE8-T-4XL","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":43406441414746,"sku":"CRA-PRIDE8-T-5XL","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0052\/4809\/0172\/files\/how_do_you_want_to_slay_this_t-shirt_2026_front_all_locations_crf.png?v=1779467844","url":"https:\/\/shop.critrole.com\/products\/how-do-you-want-to-slay-this-t-shirt","provider":"Critical Role","version":"1.0","type":"link"}