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Critical Role HDYWTDT Tankard

Sale price $49.99

How do you want to drink this? Like Grog Strongjaw, you can now let the ale flow straight down your gullet from our very shiny tankard. Or enjoy a delectable tankard of milk with your favorite donut, preferred and recommended by our lovely Jester Lavorre

Featuring custom calligraphy by our Critter friend, Chris Gladis (@mshades01).

Details:

  • Stainless Steel
  • Contains 580mL (19.6oz)
  • "How Do You Want To Do This?" etched into the body of the tankard.
  • Critical Role logo etched into the bottom of the tankard.
  • Hand wash only.

For sanitary reasons, all sales are final and cannot be returned.

I Would Like To Rage Tankard Wrap is SOLD SEPARATELY.

A well-crafted metal tankard praised for its sturdy construction and balanced weight. Customers said it's "perfect for game nights" and keeps drinks cold. Most love the design and size, though some found it smaller than expected and noted the plastic handle. Works with optional tankard wraps for insulation. Hand-wash recommended.

  • 5 stars: 291 (92%)
  • 4 stars: 17 (5%)
  • 3 stars: 5 (2%)
  • 2 stars: 2 (1%)
  • 1 star: 2 (1%)
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sarah quesnay
Nice item but..

The handle is quite small and I'm concerned about the solidity of the joins.
Otherwise it's a very beautiful object, not very comfortable if you have big hands (I'm 1m90 tall and I have slender hands).
I own Cad's cardigan and Molly's shirt, I find them much better regarding the coast/quality ratio.

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Fabian
One of the best Tankards I've ever had!

It's sturdy, very good size, has some weight to it, incredible design and polish, and just overall great!! I love it a lot! My only one take away, and not entirely a negative, is that I would have expected the handle to be a little bigger or maybe have an option to choose size/design of the handle catered to your liking. To me the handle is a bit thin, but regardless great purchase and have no regrets or other negatives. I use it for every DnD session.

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Cory R.
Human Made, Dwarven Appproved

Sturdy, simple, useful. Just the way this dwarf likes it! It's a fantastic mug to accompany me along my adventures! Keeps the mead warm and the ale cold. Couldn't recommend this more!

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Wyatt Snodgrass
Even better than it looks on screen!

Finally clicked the button to buy the fabled metal mug, and could not be more happy with the product, process and pride that came from filling it with dice for a quick photo.

Thanks CR Team!!

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T.L.
Money worth spending!

I've seen the animation LoVM and have begun watching C1. They've suckered me in that I couldn't help but look at their merch...I've got poor impulse control! The second I spotted the tankard AND the wraps to go with it, DONE! The package arrived so quickly. It's amazing I love it, the pictures don't do it justice! I highly recommend. Such a Grog fan, and of voice actor Travis Willingham, I had to get the "I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE" wrap.

For reference, a family member has also become a fan with me, and when she saw what I purchased, PUPPY DOG EYES given. She also has a soft spot for Grog and requested the same wrap and "what the F*** is up with that". She loves them so much I'm sure she'll hurt anyone if they ever use her tankard....Likewise.

Thank you Critical Role for this 🙏 ❤️!

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Joshua Clarke
Sharp edges

Overall I really enjoy using the product, one thing I will say is that on the lower part of the handle where it curls into the cylindrical part is lipped and I did slightly cut my little finger.

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Chris Berman
Perfect for Any Critter!

This tankard is a must-have! Crafted from stainless steel, it holds 580mL and features stunning custom calligraphy by Chris Gladis, along with the iconic *"How Do You Want To Do This?"* etching and *Critical Role* logo. Whether you're drinking like Grog or pairing milk with donuts like Jester, it’s functional and beautiful. Hand wash only, but worth it. A fantastic tribute to the fandom!

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Anthony Mattson
I'm Ready for the Day, and the Tavern!

I've been needing a new everyday cup, and this tankard is perfect! It's a really great design and feels solid. I also love the base. I kept knocking my last cup over because it was so narrow. This tankard has proven it has the strength of Grog, withstanding all my clumsy efforts to knock it over.

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J.H.
Great Tankard

I was just really hoping it was a larger size. I have small hands and this is not the size that I thought it would be. Overall its a great tankard, I just hope that in the future they'll come out with more sizes!

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Britt
Awesome

I have wanted one forever and it is worth it. Keeps drinks very cold.

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Luis Vazquez
I love it Medieval cup

I love it keep my dream cold I drink all type of drinks energy drinks I love drinking adult drinks

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Tein
Tankerd not entirely stainless steel

Bought this tankard for my husband, it's very beautiful. But for the price i paid, i kinda expected a full stainless steel tankard. The handle is not, which is a shame. It is a weak spot and already has wear and tear after two days of use.

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GEOFF BEAUNE
Excellent

Great mug keeps beer cold.

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Michele Mariano
Fast and shiny

Fast delivery, now in a good place

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paercebal
I'm too busy drinking from my Critical Role tankard to make a review !

Believe it or not, I bought 7, as a soon-to-happen surprise for me and my group of players.

And I have ZERO regrets !

It's full 100% metal, feels comfortable when handled, and I can't wait for the moment when we will be all reunited to share a drink, at our next RPG session !

(Yeah, I'm currently enjoying a ice-coke while preparing our next session... sue me !)

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B.H.
One Tankard To Rule Them All!

Anytime I have a nice brew to savor, it’s gonna be in this tankard! I love having this with the leather tankard wrap to have that little extra personality. Plus it helps differentiate between mine and my spouses.

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Harry Carvalho
Thanks I needed that!

After watching the entire first campaign over the course of the last 6 months (and drinking while doing it) I felt I needed a alternative to just My beer horn for those long days, after seeing the tankard on the website while purchasing other items I thought, "ah that could be a good choice for my ale, or other beers, give the horn a rest" but much to my disappointment the tankard was out of stock.

Fast-forward about a month or so,
Checking on my orders from the shop app up pops a little you might like thing
Showing both the tankard and the wrap that I was looking at last visit to the sites store, " oh I wonder if they got re-stocked."
And there it was instock, I tapped that add to Cart button faster than Vax after clicking his boots off haste, but wait! What of the tankard wrap I was thinking about too, Grog's iconic saying and a saying that was befitting of my self! Could
Fate be kind enough to gift a chance at both parts, of my would be new cup of choice! Would I be allowed to answer the question of "How do you want to do this?"
With the mightiest of answers, "I would like to RAGE!" yes folks I was

And rage I did cold brew after cold brew my shiny new tankard held and Cold it kept each drink to the last drop, wrapped with the I would like to rage wrap I would have my cup of choice for drinking beer!

Thank you critical role, for creating a fine tankard!

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Ashy

Chegou rápido eu e que me esqueci de marcar como entregue !!

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Grant

Amazing, so happy with iy

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LaShaya

Love it!!!!!

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Danre
Awesome Tankard

I've wanted one of these tankards for ages. I finally ordered one, and it just so happened that my last coffee mug just broke. This tankard is a great size for my morning coffee! Just the cherry on top. Works best with one of the tankard wraps for a little insulation. :D

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Crimsonsteel
Love it

Love it.

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Colleen Nikstenas
NICE!

Just got it, looks great. Taking to GenCon!

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Anonymous
awesone

this just what i wanted it is perfect now i can be like grog all the time. ive been wanting to get one and i finally did and i could not be happier.

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